Subject:      FANFIC: CLASTER BLUES, PART 2 (OF 5)
From:         thenixtr@acy1.digex.net (The Nixtr)
Date:         1996/04/19
Message-Id:   <4l9a5c$3qf@acy1.digex.net>
Organization: The Morency Universe
Newsgroups:   alt.toys.transformers

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Part 2.

Megatron is down there in his underwater headquarters.  So I have
to contact him.  But only Seize-prey (had to sneak in one funny
name) has aquatic capabilities.  Unless Manta Ray in the comic
universe does not take place in an alternate reality or the
future timeline.  And Bumblebee doesn't like water, or is that
just rain: acid or otherwise?  I think Bumblebee said only rain
in Divide and Conquer.  Broadside is an aircraft carrier, so he
may do.  And Quickswitch is a hovercraft.  Wait.  I shouldn't
think a conjunction as the first word in the sentence.  Actually,
Scourge is supposed to be a hovercraft too, right?  Then how come
he's always flying around like a spaceship in the cartoon?  I
know he's streamlined, but please!  Who confused him for a jet/
spaceship anyway?  It says he's a hovercraft right on the box! 
Well, None of the Autobots will go down there and disturb
Megatron willingly.  That's why I use an alternative approach.
     I board my shuttle and leave this mecca of near-infinite
information and fly to the Earth's moon.  I've been here before,
in another episode: Blaster Blues.  I remember that day well, and
I remember the lesson Blaster learned.  It's kind of funny; once
in a while these stories end with some moral relevance.  Whether
or not the authors intend them to be there is another thing.
     Anyway, Blaster really thought he was getting the good end
of the bargain when I filed him for his FCC license to broadcast
from the moon.  Ha!  I merely did that so I could be rid of him
and his annoying rock music!  So now he broadcasts to
unsuspecting dupes on half the globe from the site where Queen
Beryl destroyed the Moon Kingdom a thousand years ago.  Boy, the
things you miss when you're dormant for four million years.
     I dock my craft on the moon.  Then I disembark and pay a
visit to Blaster's radio station, KBOT.  (Hey, you think of
something funnier with so few letters.)  Blaster says he's happy
to greet me and thinks I'm here to listen to some tunes.  I
answer by saying why would I want to waste fuel and energon to
come this far when I have all the music in recorded human history
from Thomas Edison to Snoop Doggy Dogg in the CyberNet Space
Cube?  Besides, If I wanted to hear Blaster's music, wouldn't it
be more efficient tuning in?  After all, The Space Cube has an
antenna and receiver and Teletran 1 can relay the signal right to
it.  Blaster says live for the moment, Prime.
     Blaster digresses, wonders why he's named Claster in the
title.  I say Claster is the name of the distributer of the
cartoon and it is supposed to represent the inner workings of the
powers behind the Transformers.  I add that it is mere
coincidence that he is in the story.  He says it just makes his
day.
     I tell Blaster I want him to send a message to Decepticon
headquarters.  Tell Soundwave I want to form an alliance with
Megatron.  Blaster transforms into radio mode and sends the
message.
     "Optimus Prime, do you read me?  The Decepticons are
blitzing Autobot City.  We're really taking a pounding.  Don't
know how much longer we can hold out."
     "What on Cybertron was that?"
     "Whoops!  Wrong transmission."




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