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From: thenixtr@acy1.digex.net (The Nixtr)
Newsgroups: alt.toys.transformers
Subject: FANFIC: CLASTER BLUES, PART 3 (OF 5)
Date: 19 Apr 1996 20:13:23 -0400
Organization: The Morency Universe
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Part 3.

     I tell Blaster to contact Cosmos to take us to Decepticon
Headquarters.  Blaster always asks a lot of questions.  He's
really not the curious inquisitive type; he's just obnoxious and
annoying.  I'm just thankful to Primus, or to Vector Sigma, or
the Matrix, or Takara... just who is the Supreme Being?  Anyway,
I'm thankful that he does not have the voice of Blurr.  So
Blaster asks Why do I not use the shuttle.  I tell Blaster that
the Shuttle is not equipped for a landing on Earth.  This one was
designed for space travel only.  Blaster asks how I landed on
Clavius Crater, then.  I tell him that the moon's gravity is one-
sixth that of the Earth, and a routine moon landing is possible. 
The Earth's gravity would crush the shuttle.  And besides, since
the engineer who built the suttle knew it would never set down on
Earth, he did not furnish a heat shield.  So even if it could
land, it would disintegrate during entry.  Then he asks that
since we're not using my shuttle, if he could siphon some energon
from it to fuel Cosmos so he could make a round trip without
waiting nineteen days on Earth for the next launch window.  I
tell Blaster that he's asking too many questions.
     Cosmos is pleased to take us to Earth.  He was tired of
spending the last two years at Lagrange 1 waiting for his role in
Five Faces of Darkness, Part 4.  I never knew why they cut out
the part where he said, "come in at a seventy-two degree
trajectory." when they released the mini-series on video.  But
there are other inexplicable phenomena in the Transformer
Universe that I, Optimus Prime, take for granted.  Like, why are
there three origins for the Constructicons?  And why does the
Sci-Fi Channel poorly re-edit the episodes for no good reason? 
And Where does my trailer go when I transform?  Certainly not
that dumb subspace idea the Transfans came up with after the
series ended and the Transformer Universe was a blank slate for
them to do with as they please.  But Primacron...  Whoops.  I got
sidetracked again.  Anyway, that's about as silly as Nick
Morency's variable quanta theory.  And why doesn't even the
CyberNet Space Cube know the correct order of the North American
episodes?  And why did Don Perlin ever draw steel grates for
Megatron's mouth?  Also, how could Jetfire talk about playing
Basketrek with Ballobots as part of his Cybertron experience to
Donny Finkleberg in issue #15 when in the comic universe he
hadn't ever set foot on Cybertron?  And why do I use a lot of
prepositional phrases when I get introspective?


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